thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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ten-and-donna:

cumber-kitty:

brandyalexanders:

drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs

yes sir

He looks like he’s followed all that advice.

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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amazign:

i am one hell of a woman and you should all be fucking terrified of me

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holmesalone:

things i’m scared of:

  • answering the phone
  • ordering food
  • asking for directions
  • basically just talking to people in general
  • spiders
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fredschilton:

if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case

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  • Jack:Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal:No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor
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